If you phallus owners could wish for the perfect flesh-and-blood woman this X-mas season (and no, not something out of "Lars and the Real Girl"), I think I just may have some idea what the overall consensus is.. You know I'm going to take a wild guess anyway that this ideal female prototype is..
1. Absolutely beautiful BUT not too conscious of it (shows some vulnerability)
2. Insatiable in the bedroom BUT not in her closet. (Not too materialistic)
3. Spontaneous BUT consistent. (daytime girl next door, evening seductress)
4. A 'girly-girl' BUT appreciates Sunday Night Football!
5. Intellectually mature BUT is less than shy on the dance floor (book smart and street smart).
6. Compassionate BUT Competitive
7. (Roll the Webbie track..) I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T BUT not to the point of diminishing that Alpha-Male Ego
8. Idiosyncratic BUT not Indecisive
9. Domestic BUT only when it comes to cooking and cleaning. FOXY in all other areas. (Corny I KNOW but it works)
10. So overall... one fucking huge (well, size 2-6) witty, gorgeous, sex-crazed CONTRADICTION.
And I'm not even being cynical! Hell, That's what I'd want. ;-P. This concludes your VERO-fied Thought Of The Day.
Interesting take. I think that the perfect companion is the person we feel meets most the emotional and physical needs we have. While you do make a valid point regarding our need for a contradiction the fact remains that most of us want someone who understand our bullshit and support us.
ReplyDelete100% absolutely/of course/agreed. I'm leaving a lot out for comedic purposes.. Thanks for your opinion Rich.. ;)
ReplyDeleteNo doubt. While not as thought provoking as your blog feel free to check out mine. The url is in my twitter(akuma25). Keep up the good work. You got a good talent for writing
ReplyDeleteI think I may have actually, finally hit Old Fartdom, 'cause a contradiction with tits just sounds like a lot of trouble. :D
ReplyDeleteFirst, I must say, the woman you have described sounds absolutely amazing. But is it really a contradiction? To me, it sounds more like moderation. Yes, I would love her to be absolutely beautiful, but I wouldn’t want her to not know. First, I think this is impossible; not knowing how attractive you are would get you into so much trouble so fast I refuse to accept these people exist. Instead, this vulnerability comes from being a real person, one who acknowledges that their looks are just one part of who they and that people may actually be listening to what they are saying.
ReplyDelete-Insatiable…eh. I wouldn’t quite use that word, but I know what you’re saying, I’m guessing you’re speaking about the drive and not the result. I like eager.
-Not being materialistic is moderation. You want her to appreciate quality; after all, that’s why she’s with me, right? But you don’t want her to abuse it, or loose sight of it.
-Spontaneous yet consistent…moderation. You don’t want her so crazy you don’t know if she’s going to show up at your house when you had plans, but down enough to take that Friday night flight to Vegas instead of dinner and a movie. You want to reliably know what you’re getting while leaving some wiggle room to interrupt the routine.
-Girly girl and football…it’s not that important that she watch sports with me, it’s more important that she respects that I do. If she takes an interest, great, if not, I’ll live.
-Who says competitive people aren’t compassionate? These definitely go hand in hand, I’m just not a dick when I win.
-Independent…I think this only diminishes the male ego if that male isn’t independent himself. I’ve never felt threatened by a woman’s success, it’s a turn on.
-Idiosyncratic – so she has a personality and an opinion.
-Domesticated – a bit outdated, I would like to think I would have no problem whipping something up, after all, I’ve been living on my own for a while, right? She’d do the same.
-Overall…sounds like you got it right, I just don’t see the contradiction.
I think it was Oscar Wilde who said, “to be interesting, you have to be interested”. This vigor for life can take care of pretty much all your points except being gorgeous…that’s the trick, find one that’s gorgeous. Do they exist?
I swear, I’m not a besetter, interesting topic, that’s all.
For a moment I thought: mmmm at the end VV will just make a possible valid argument that She might be the "perfect flesh-and-blood woman" for Xmas or in general, but while Finishing Point Two I got that It won't be that kind of statement ;) hahahaha She Adores building up her Closet ;)
ReplyDeleteTotally Agree with Rich. The only change will be that we Want a Contradiction in our life, but we actually Need someone who understands and support us.
Peace!
So in other words, you love yourself. I think that is fantastic!! And no, I'm not being sarcastic I'm being serious. As for myself, I don't think it is possible for me to define the perfect woman. The perfect woman in my life defied any categorization or rational explanation. She struck me like a thunderbolt when I was six years old and just starting the first grade. I can still remember the day when we met. She had a lot of your preferred qualities and lacked some. But one thing she never lacked was the ability to capture my heart. It took me 30 years to convince her to marry me but the pursuit was never dull. I think that actually we are imprinted at a very young age with what we consider to be perfection in a mate and nothing subsequent can change that.
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